Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.
Lemony SnicketStichwörter: humorous
Occupation: Writer
Occupational Hazard: Carpel tunnel
Solution: Wrist guards to bed or my hands do all the sleeping
Perspective: I've decided my wrist guards have turned me into a Ninja Superhero that hides in the shadows
Stichwörter: life writing writers humorous writing-life writers-quotes
The night before a deadline, I usually am in desperate need of a back rub. And new wrists. And candy. And little mice to secretly finish the job while I am sleeping.
Christy HallStichwörter: humor writing writers humorous writers-on-writing writing-life writing-process
If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!
Christy HallStichwörter: life writers humorous humorous-quotes writers-quotes
Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby powder.
Christy HallStichwörter: life humorous humorous-quotes writers-quotes
The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.
Kelly MoranStichwörter: books devil funny humorous contemporary-romance karma bad-day
Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants.
Christy HallStichwörter: humorous new-york writers-quotes
To exemplify, -a beautiful glossy nut, which, blessed with original strength, has outlived all the storms of autumn. Not a puncture, not a weak spot any where. -This nut... while so many of its brethren have fallen and been trodden under foot, is still in possession of all the happiness that a hazel-nut can be supposed capable of.
Jane AustenStichwörter: inspirational philosophical humorous
Des créatures crasseuses et méchantes, brutales, parfaitement stupides, qui vivent dans le sang, la haine et leurs propres excréments. Ils s'agglutinent là, dans la nuit, comme de grosses mouches à merde autour de vitrines de luxe désertes.
Michel HouellebecqStichwörter: humorous
Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it.
Mark W. BoyerStichwörter: motivational truth humorous work-ethic funny-quotes lazyness mark-boyer boyer
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