Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.

Lemony Snicket

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Occupation: Writer

Occupational Hazard: Carpel tunnel

Solution: Wrist guards to bed or my hands do all the sleeping

Perspective: I've decided my wrist guards have turned me into a Ninja Superhero that hides in the shadows

Christy Hall

Mots clés life writing writers humorous writing-life writers-quotes

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The night before a deadline, I usually am in desperate need of a back rub. And new wrists. And candy. And little mice to secretly finish the job while I am sleeping.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor writing writers humorous writers-on-writing writing-life writing-process

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If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!

Christy Hall

Mots clés life writers humorous humorous-quotes writers-quotes

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Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby powder.

Christy Hall

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The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.

Kelly Moran

Mots clés books devil funny humorous contemporary-romance karma bad-day

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Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants.

Christy Hall

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To exemplify, -a beautiful glossy nut, which, blessed with original strength, has outlived all the storms of autumn. Not a puncture, not a weak spot any where. -This nut... while so many of its brethren have fallen and been trodden under foot, is still in possession of all the happiness that a hazel-nut can be supposed capable of.

Jane Austen

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Des créatures crasseuses et méchantes, brutales, parfaitement stupides, qui vivent dans le sang, la haine et leurs propres excréments. Ils s'agglutinent là, dans la nuit, comme de grosses mouches à merde autour de vitrines de luxe désertes.

Michel Houellebecq

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Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it.

Mark W. Boyer

Mots clés motivational truth humorous work-ethic funny-quotes lazyness mark-boyer boyer

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