My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Darynda JonesSince I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: humour funny zombies
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
Darynda JonesPaperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: humour funny paperwork
I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: pain humour funny
It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.
John ZakourThe thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?”
“Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is correct."
Do you stay up nights thinking of ways to humiliate me?" HARV asked.
You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied, Myface bullied."
"Oh, God!" Arista groaned. "It's My Space or Facebook. Not Myface.
Stichwörter: humor humour funny parenting teens
Like my old mentor would always say, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I’ll be dead.’’ Okay, she wasn’t a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.
John ZakourStichwörter: humour funny sayings
Playing an instrument is its own reward.
Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.
Stichwörter: happiness music humour musician
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