Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Spike Milligan

Stichwörter: humour irish drinking



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Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.

Spike Milligan

Stichwörter: wisdom life humanity humour human-nature



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It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.

Tyne O'Connell

Stichwörter: humour parking-meters mayfair



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Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

Orson Scott Card

Stichwörter: life humour funny attention



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Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation.

O. Henry

Stichwörter: humour



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Georges told me he would be back, and I have no reason to disbelieve him—but perhaps you’d like to sit down here and write him a letter? Tell him you can’t manage the thing without him, which is true. Tell him Robespierre says he can’t get along without him. And when you’re done, you might go and find Robespierre and ask him to call. He is such a steadying influence when Camille is killing himself.

Hilary Mantel

Stichwörter: humour french-revolution



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This may interest you. A letter from my dear cousin Fouquier-Tinville.” Camille cast an eye over his relative’s best handwriting.
“Squirm, flattery, abasement, squirm, dearest sweetest Camille, squirm squirm squirm … ‘the election of the Patriot Ministers … I know them all by reputation, but I am not so happy as to be known by them—

Hilary Mantel

Stichwörter: humour french-revolution



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Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!

Shanai Campbell

Stichwörter: humour funny fact randomness



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The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, converting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.

Erma Bombeckk

Stichwörter: life love family humour relationships



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I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT'D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT DYING, WOULDN'T IT?

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: death humour



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