Life is a road you must travel all the time

Danish Sayanee

Stichwörter: life inspirational humour



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If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.

Richard Kadrey

Stichwörter: humor romance humour hell sandman-slim



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There was a man called Chaumette, scruffy and sharp-featured. He hated the aristocrats and he also hated prostitutes, and the two things used to get quite confused in his mind.

Hilary Mantel

Stichwörter: humour



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I went back to the door of Georges’s study and pushed it open. He and Camille were sitting at either side of the empty fireplace, not speaking, just staring into each other’s faces.
“Am I interrupting you?”
“No,” Camille said, “we were just staring into each other’s faces. I hope you weren’t discomfitted by what you heard when you were listening at the door just now?

Hilary Mantel

Stichwörter: humour



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China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.

Derek Landy

Stichwörter: humour



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Madness has no sense of humour

Adam Foulds

Stichwörter: madness humour



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No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet."
"Ohhhh," he said. "I thought you were speaking literally."
"I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.

Kevin Hearne

Stichwörter: humor humour language fighting figures-of-speech



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Duke to Michel: I’m fairly certain that even if
you’d struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of opening doors.

Elias Zapple

Stichwörter: humor humour children-s-books fantasy-fiction skateboarding basset-hounds



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The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight.

Elias Zapple

Stichwörter: humor humour fantasy dragons children-s-books comedy-humor fiction-writing astronauts knights



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Author? Author? Did you write these legs?'
'Yes."
'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.

Spike Milligan

Stichwörter: writing humour irish authors legs



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