Life is a road you must travel all the time
Danish SayaneeTags: life inspirational humour
If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.
Richard KadreyTags: humor romance humour hell sandman-slim
There was a man called Chaumette, scruffy and sharp-featured. He hated the aristocrats and he also hated prostitutes, and the two things used to get quite confused in his mind.
Hilary MantelTags: humour
I went back to the door of Georges’s study and pushed it open. He and Camille were sitting at either side of the empty fireplace, not speaking, just staring into each other’s faces.
“Am I interrupting you?”
“No,” Camille said, “we were just staring into each other’s faces. I hope you weren’t discomfitted by what you heard when you were listening at the door just now?
Tags: humour
China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.
Derek LandyTags: humour
Madness has no sense of humour
Adam FouldsNo. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet."
"Ohhhh," he said. "I thought you were speaking literally."
"I do beg your pardon. Let's literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.
Tags: humor humour language fighting figures-of-speech
Duke to Michel: I’m fairly certain that even if
you’d struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of opening doors.
Tags: humor humour children-s-books fantasy-fiction skateboarding basset-hounds
The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight.
Elias ZappleTags: humor humour fantasy dragons children-s-books comedy-humor fiction-writing astronauts knights
Author? Author? Did you write these legs?'
'Yes."
'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.
Tags: writing humour irish authors legs
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