There was a piece of ornamental water immediately below the parapet, on the other side, into which Mr. James Harthouse had a very strong inclination to pitch Mr. Thomas Gradgrind Junior.
Charles DickensStichwörter: humour funny temper
Revenge may be wicked, but it’s natural.
William Makepeace ThackerayMaruman does not loll.
Isobelle CarmodyStichwörter: humor humour absurd funny internet cat accidental coincidence lol lolcat loll post-apocalypse pre-meme
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
George SaundersStichwörter: humor truth humour
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Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer
Stichwörter: humour science-fiction sf red-dwarf
Merry Christmas!
Pope John Paul IIFar out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Douglas AdamsStichwörter: perspective humour earth cosmology ape digital galaxy primitive unfashionable watches
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The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off.
A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch, but it has its own peculiar dreadfulness which connoisseurs of the ghastly and dog owners everywhere have come to know and dread. It's like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you.
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.
Stichwörter: humour funny stupid advent-rising
What ho!" I said.
"What ho!" said Motty.
"What ho! What ho!"
"What ho! What ho! What ho!"
After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.
Stichwörter: humor humour conversation
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