First you say I am a murderer - an agent in league against you - and now I am a deluded heartsick girl! Pray make up your mind so I can scoff at you with precision!

Gordon Dahlquist

Stichwörter: insult celeste-temple cheeky



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Like a girl, a baby running after her mother, begging to be picked up, and she tugs on her skirts, holding her back as she tries to hurry off—all tears, fawning up at her, till she takes her in her arms… That’s how you look, Patroclus, streaming live tears.

Homer

Stichwörter: tears classics greece insult baby



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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor insult gibe



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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Joan Rivers

Stichwörter: wwii stupidity insult



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His ignorance is encyclopedic.

Abba Eban

Stichwörter: ignorance insult



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Oh.” Timmie gave Bones a shy peek. “Are you Cathy’s brother?”
“Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.

Jeaniene Frost

Stichwörter: insult pissed



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Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not.

Cuthbert Soup

Stichwörter: funny mother insult door



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Andrew had a gift for deepening the incision he began.

Chris Cleave

Stichwörter: fight cruelty insult antagonistic



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Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist.

A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark

A.C. Kemp

Stichwörter: humor insult snark



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Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

Carroll Bryant

Stichwörter: condoms insult birth-control humorous-comebacks



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