First you say I am a murderer - an agent in league against you - and now I am a deluded heartsick girl! Pray make up your mind so I can scoff at you with precision!
Gordon DahlquistTags: insult celeste-temple cheeky
Like a girl, a baby running after her mother, begging to be picked up, and she tugs on her skirts, holding her back as she tries to hurry off—all tears, fawning up at her, till she takes her in her arms… That’s how you look, Patroclus, streaming live tears.
HomerTags: tears classics greece insult baby
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho MarxShe doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
Joan RiversHis ignorance is encyclopedic.
Abba EbanOh.” Timmie gave Bones a shy peek. “Are you Cathy’s brother?”
“Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.
Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not.
Cuthbert SoupTags: funny mother insult door
Andrew had a gift for deepening the incision he began.
Chris CleaveTags: fight cruelty insult antagonistic
Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this event had a deleterious effect on my psyche for which I am still seeking the attention of a therapist.
A.C. Kemp as Lady Arabella Snark
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
Carroll BryantTags: condoms insult birth-control humorous-comebacks
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