I have ways of making extra money when I need it", he said, slightly offended. "When Gilbert needed money for graduate school, I sold a kidney on the black market for tuition."

We can grow those back?" I asked.

It wasn't my kidney.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: jane-jameson molly-harper



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He stroked a hand across my shoulders. "You know, I've never seen this agressively intellectual side of you before. It's rather disturbing and yet somehow a little sexy."

Which is pretty much how we define our relationship", I said.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: jane-jameson molly-harper



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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: humor werewolf molly-harper mo



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Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”
Jane Jameson

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: molly-harper



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Not one word about proposals, no matter how much she pushes,” I told my friends. “No matter what she says or how loud she cries, don’t try to throw that up as a distraction.”

Gabriel’s lips twitched. “I don’t think it’s going to be that bad. It’s one woman against five supernatural creatures... And Zeb.”

“You laugh because you haven’t heard my mother’s thirty-minute verbal dissertation on appropriate seasonal flower choices. We’re better off letting her yell at us for being dirty, premarital fornicators.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: funny vampire gabriel molly-harper jane-jamison



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Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: funny vampire jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs



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The bottom line is: if you were a jerk in your original life, you're probably going to be a bigger undead jerk, If you were a decent person, say a juvenile-services librarian with a secret collection of unicorn figurines, you're probably going to be a kinder, gentler vampire.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: unicorns jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs



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Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: funny ocd jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs



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I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, this was the time, so I should leg go and enjoy myself. But it never came. And by no small coincidence, neither did I.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: funny chemistry coming jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs



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I think it would be best if you came down from there before I explained that."

"I think I'll stay right where I am, thank you," I said. "And you, you stay where you are, or I'll...I don't know what I'll do, but it will really hurt. You, I mean.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: pain threats gabriel jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs



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