Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

Stichwörter: old-people



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Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.

Robert A. Heinlein

Stichwörter: aging elderly seniors old-people



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BARBARIC!

Robert Byrd

Stichwörter: humor comedy government barbaric old-people dog-fighting robert-byrd u-s-senators



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BABARIC!

Robert Byrd

Stichwörter: ageing barbaric old-people dog-fighting robert-byrd u-s-senate



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Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

Bill Bryson

Stichwörter: humor dead old-people



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هم يضحكون: الكبير(العجوز) مثل الصغير، ويقصدون بذلك أن أحدهما فقد عقله، أما الثاني لم يمتلكه بعد. هذا صحيح، الكبير والصغير هما فقط القادران بحساسية وحدة أن يُدهَشا لوجودهما، ولكل ما يحيط بهما في كل خطوة.

Valentin Rasputin

Stichwörter: life age childhood old-people



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The good thing about being old is not being young.

Stephen Richards

Stichwörter: age old old-age old-people stephen-richards stephen-richards-self-help ageism retired old-aged retiring



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Mr. Landowsky was eighty-two and somehow his chest had shrunk over the years, and now he was forced to hike his pants up under his armpits.

"Oi," he said. "This heat! I can't breathe. Somebody should do something."

I assumed he was talking about God.

"That weatherman on the morning news. He should be shot. How can I go out in weather like this? And then when it gets so hot they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs."

I was glad I owned a gun, because when I got as old as Mr. Landowsky I was going to eat a bullet. The first time I got the runs in the supermarket, that was it. BANG! It would all be over.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: old-people



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The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.

Núria Añó

Stichwörter: humor life age work living old-age aging-gracefully ageing aging economy middle-age mathematics jobs works growing-old job inevitability old-people worker workers working-class getting-older irony-of-life retired old-aged retiring nuria-ano



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Sometimes you've gotta humor the old people.

Jennifer Brown

Stichwörter: humor old-people



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