Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert OrbenTag: old-people
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
Robert A. HeinleinTag: aging elderly seniors old-people
BARBARIC!
Robert ByrdTag: humor comedy government barbaric old-people dog-fighting robert-byrd u-s-senators
BABARIC!
Robert ByrdTag: ageing barbaric old-people dog-fighting robert-byrd u-s-senate
Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.
Bill BrysonTag: humor dead old-people
هم يضحكون: الكبير(العجوز) مثل الصغير، ويقصدون بذلك أن أحدهما فقد عقله، أما الثاني لم يمتلكه بعد. هذا صحيح، الكبير والصغير هما فقط القادران بحساسية وحدة أن يُدهَشا لوجودهما، ولكل ما يحيط بهما في كل خطوة.
Valentin RasputinTag: life age childhood old-people
The good thing about being old is not being young.
Stephen RichardsTag: age old old-age old-people stephen-richards stephen-richards-self-help ageism retired old-aged retiring
Mr. Landowsky was eighty-two and somehow his chest had shrunk over the years, and now he was forced to hike his pants up under his armpits.
"Oi," he said. "This heat! I can't breathe. Somebody should do something."
I assumed he was talking about God.
"That weatherman on the morning news. He should be shot. How can I go out in weather like this? And then when it gets so hot they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs."
I was glad I owned a gun, because when I got as old as Mr. Landowsky I was going to eat a bullet. The first time I got the runs in the supermarket, that was it. BANG! It would all be over.
Tag: old-people
The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.
Núria AñóTag: humor life age work living old-age aging-gracefully ageing aging economy middle-age mathematics jobs works growing-old job inevitability old-people worker workers working-class getting-older irony-of-life retired old-aged retiring nuria-ano
Sometimes you've gotta humor the old people.
Jennifer BrownTag: humor old-people
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