It occurred to the man that the biggest problem with this staid world was the overwhelming demand for conformity. Everything was so eerily definitive: assent to the mandates of society would see you on the rise, but dissent was a steady downward path.

Django Wylie

Stichwörter: life conformity wordplay life-lessons puns



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Do they always flirt with biblical quotes?" Asil asked Tad.

In long-suffering tones, Tad said, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.

Patricia Briggs

Stichwörter: humor love puns



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Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...

Michael A. Arnzen

Stichwörter: horror puns tweet twitter-quotes



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Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to borrow their instantaneous flame from the nether fires of Tophet.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Stichwörter: humor matches puns



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How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – "

"Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it goes without saying."

And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace.

Norton Juster

Stichwörter: speech wordplay puns



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I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.

Nikhil Sharda

Stichwörter: bullshit puns humourous satire-write



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If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor discworld puns



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Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

Matt Dunn

Stichwörter: humour fashion puns lol genes jeans skinny



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Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.

Margaret Atwood

Stichwörter: funny puns pun fracking shale



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That ugly freak has spent so much time in my head, I should be charging him rent." -Four

Pittacus Lore

Stichwörter: puns



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