It occurred to the man that the biggest problem with this staid world was the overwhelming demand for conformity. Everything was so eerily definitive: assent to the mandates of society would see you on the rise, but dissent was a steady downward path.
Django WylieTags: life conformity wordplay life-lessons puns
Do they always flirt with biblical quotes?" Asil asked Tad.
In long-suffering tones, Tad said, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.
Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...
Michael A. ArnzenTags: horror puns tweet twitter-quotes
Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to borrow their instantaneous flame from the nether fires of Tophet.
Nathaniel HawthorneHow are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – "
"Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it goes without saying."
And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace.
I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.
Nikhil ShardaTags: bullshit puns humourous satire-write
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
Terry PratchettSkinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.
Matt DunnTags: humour fashion puns lol genes jeans skinny
Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
Tags: funny puns pun fracking shale
That ugly freak has spent so much time in my head, I should be charging him rent." -Four
Pittacus LoreTags: puns
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