Also not the kind of place to hide a server."
"Is that another pun?" She asked.
"No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."

~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5

Ridley Pearson

Tags: humor bad puns

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I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

Cassandra Clare

Tags: puns simon-lewis

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Tis no mean happiness to be seated in the mean.

William Shakespeare

Tags: favorites puns

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I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.

Jonathan Safran Foer

Tags: puns

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What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Stephen Colbert

Tags: humor politics puns karl-marx

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It is no mean happiness...to be seated in the mean

William Shakespeare

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Coincidences are spiritual puns.

G.K. Chesterton

Tags: puns coincidence

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I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said.
I KNOW.
“I tried to live a good life. Does that help?”
THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: humor death discworld puns reincarnation bjorn-again

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Zane let his head loll back and lifted one hand to gently prod his split lip. "Ow."

"Whine about it. It'll make it better," Ty offered as he stood in front of his locker, his back to Zane, and unwrapped the tape from his hands with jerky, irritated movements.

"Bite me," Zane muttered as he dug into his locker for a towel before starting in on the tape on his own hands. He spared an evil glance for Ty. "Teaching me to advance in a fight is a bad idea."

"Teaching you to fight at all is an exercise in futility," Ty responded in a matter-of-fact tone. "Luckily for you, I enjoy things like banging my head against a wall."

"I enjoy banging your head against a wall too," Zane replied as he tossed the balled-up tape at a nearby trash can. He let a small smile quirk his lips as he sat on the bench to unlace his shoes.

"Shut up," Ty grunted at him. But even though his back was still turned to him, Zane could hear the smile in his voice. "And cut it out with the damn cat jokes, huh? They're starting to catch on."

"Fine, fine. No reason to get catty about it," Zane told his partner with a barely concealed grin.

"A for effort," Ty conceded charitably.

Abigail Roux

Tags: puns whining whine grady cut-run ty-grady zane-garrett abigail-roux garrett smirking

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It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.

Douglas Adams

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