I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Stichwörter: humor life age love food time death relationships absurd funny old-age leftovers nonsense retirement cannibalism cannibal retirement-home



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I'm banking on my ERA (Eternal retirement account) more than my IRA! Do you have an ERA?

Evinda Lepins

Stichwörter: retirement eternal account deposit



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Somebody is born.
Somebody goes to school.
Somebody learns to conform.
Somebody types a CV.
Somebody gets a job.
Somebody follows orders.
Somebody gets a golden watch.
And then, eventually,
Somebody dies.
And, a Nobody is buried.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: life education school purpose work conformity exploitation employment retirement job conform mediocre average employee independent-thinking cv golden-watch



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Lobola (“bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: money marriage debt retirement bride-price lobola



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Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: exploitation employment retirement employee employer



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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: illusion employment retirement employee condom golden-watch



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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: age civilization exploitation aging employment retirement employee employer old-age-homes dumpsite senior-citizens



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If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: debt employment retirement rent rescue employee employer bills



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You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: education capitalism winning victim employment retirement financial-freedom lottery employee



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Sadly, retirement planning, in many circumstances, has become nothing more than planned procrastination.

Richie Norton

Stichwörter: procrastination circumstances retirement start retirement-planning don-t-wait planned-procrastination



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