I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
Dark Jar Tin ZooMots clés humor life age love food time death relationships absurd funny old-age leftovers nonsense retirement cannibalism cannibal retirement-home
I'm banking on my ERA (Eternal retirement account) more than my IRA! Do you have an ERA?
Evinda LepinsMots clés retirement eternal account deposit
Somebody is born.
Somebody goes to school.
Somebody learns to conform.
Somebody types a CV.
Somebody gets a job.
Somebody follows orders.
Somebody gets a golden watch.
And then, eventually,
Somebody dies.
And, a Nobody is buried.
Mots clés life education school purpose work conformity exploitation employment retirement job conform mediocre average employee independent-thinking cv golden-watch
Lobola (“bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaMots clés money marriage debt retirement bride-price lobola
Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaMots clés exploitation employment retirement employee employer
The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaMots clés illusion employment retirement employee condom golden-watch
Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaMots clés age civilization exploitation aging employment retirement employee employer old-age-homes dumpsite senior-citizens
If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaMots clés debt employment retirement rent rescue employee employer bills
You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaMots clés education capitalism winning victim employment retirement financial-freedom lottery employee
Sadly, retirement planning, in many circumstances, has become nothing more than planned procrastination.
Richie NortonMots clés procrastination circumstances retirement start retirement-planning don-t-wait planned-procrastination
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