You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.

Nicki Elson

Stichwörter: humor romance sarcasm fairy-tales-for-adults



Weiter zum Zitat


The Death Mist is not for helping!" Akhlys shrieked. "It shrouds mortals in misery as their souls pass into the Underworld. It is the very breath of Tartarus, of death, of despair!"
"Awesome," Percy said. "Could we get two orders of that to go?

Rick Riordan

Stichwörter: humor sarcasm percy-jackson



Weiter zum Zitat


Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will introduce myself and we will be strangers no longer. I am Dillamond.” “I am disinclined to know you.

Gregory Maguire

Stichwörter: humor sarcasm



Weiter zum Zitat


Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Aniruddha Sastikar

Stichwörter: smile sarcasm fun joke laugh pun giggle punning



Weiter zum Zitat


I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

George Carlin

Stichwörter: humor sarcasm



Weiter zum Zitat


Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Josh Stern

Stichwörter: humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm conversations



Weiter zum Zitat


It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Josh Stern

Stichwörter: humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm failure conversations sarcastic



Weiter zum Zitat


Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through our mind so fast, we, A: Don't realize it. B: Become more tired, die a little inside, and become groggy. Since everyday, we die a little inside we age closer and closer to death. We constantly grow older, and we're constantly dying. Therefore, don't wake me up early, or I'll take it that you wanted to kill me.

Melanie Kay Taylor

Stichwörter: sleep morning sarcasm dying tired older



Weiter zum Zitat


« erste vorherige
Seite 45 von 45.


©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab