You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.
Nicki ElsonTag: humor romance sarcasm fairy-tales-for-adults
The Death Mist is not for helping!" Akhlys shrieked. "It shrouds mortals in misery as their souls pass into the Underworld. It is the very breath of Tartarus, of death, of despair!"
"Awesome," Percy said. "Could we get two orders of that to go?
Tag: humor sarcasm percy-jackson
Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will introduce myself and we will be strangers no longer. I am Dillamond.” “I am disinclined to know you.
Gregory MaguirePuns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.
Aniruddha SastikarTag: smile sarcasm fun joke laugh pun giggle punning
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
George CarlinBe nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
Josh SternTag: humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm conversations
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing
Josh SternTag: humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm failure conversations sarcastic
Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through our mind so fast, we, A: Don't realize it. B: Become more tired, die a little inside, and become groggy. Since everyday, we die a little inside we age closer and closer to death. We constantly grow older, and we're constantly dying. Therefore, don't wake me up early, or I'll take it that you wanted to kill me.
Melanie Kay TaylorTag: sleep morning sarcasm dying tired older
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