All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.
Stephen ColbertStichwörter: humor religion satire sin weather
Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!
Stephen ColbertStichwörter: humor religion satire samson delilah samson-and-delilah
That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.
Stephen ColbertStichwörter: humor religion satire pokemon
But here's the biggest head-scratcher of all: Not only are atheists destroying our country, they're completely deluding themselves. There's simply no way to prove that there is no God. If I didn't hate them so much, I'd feel bad for these folks. Imagine going through life completely duped into thinking that there's no invisible, omniscient higher power guiding every action on Earth. It's just so arbitrary! Can't they see?
Stephen ColbertStichwörter: humor religion atheism satire
I'm a kindhearted but highly competitive pragmatist. When I seek to win something, I always make certain it's never at the expense of anything more serious than the inadequate efforts of others.
Jonathan KieranStichwörter: humor perspective ambition paradoxes satire irony-of-life existential-facts
Here’s a 165-year old but still fitting comment on public officials who are so sure they’re right that they’ll drive over a cliff rather than compromise:
“Always to be right, always to trample forward, and never to doubt – are not these the great qualities with which dullness takes the lead in the world?” William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair: a Novel without a Hero (1848).
The author’s middle name really was “Makepeace.” As the quote shows, he disliked those who would not.
Stichwörter: satire
People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.
Roy SaputraStichwörter: humor satire comedy
Were the stars against him? A woman's fingers are quicker in the sky and shine more brightly.
Graham SpaidStichwörter: humor satire literary-fiction adult-fiction
I wouldn't dignify it with the name immoral.
Graham SpaidStichwörter: humor satire adult-fiction-literary-fiction
We put our flags in soil when we
arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are.
Stichwörter: humor satire literary-fiction humorous-fiction
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