All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.

Stephen Colbert

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Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!

Stephen Colbert

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That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

Stephen Colbert

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But here's the biggest head-scratcher of all: Not only are atheists destroying our country, they're completely deluding themselves. There's simply no way to prove that there is no God. If I didn't hate them so much, I'd feel bad for these folks. Imagine going through life completely duped into thinking that there's no invisible, omniscient higher power guiding every action on Earth. It's just so arbitrary! Can't they see?

Stephen Colbert

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I'm a kindhearted but highly competitive pragmatist. When I seek to win something, I always make certain it's never at the expense of anything more serious than the inadequate efforts of others.

Jonathan Kieran

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Here’s a 165-year old but still fitting comment on public officials who are so sure they’re right that they’ll drive over a cliff rather than compromise:
“Always to be right, always to trample forward, and never to doubt – are not these the great qualities with which dullness takes the lead in the world?” William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair: a Novel without a Hero (1848).

The author’s middle name really was “Makepeace.” As the quote shows, he disliked those who would not.

William Makepeace Thackeray

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People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.

Roy Saputra

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Were the stars against him? A woman's fingers are quicker in the sky and shine more brightly.

Graham Spaid

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I wouldn't dignify it with the name immoral.

Graham Spaid

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We put our flags in soil when we
arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are.

Graham Spaid

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