Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue
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Twice – Once too often.
Ambrose BierceBrain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose BierceHappiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Ambrose BierceOptimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Ambrose BiercePrejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Ambrose BierceHeathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel.
Ambrose BierceTags: humor worship folly senses creature heathen
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Ambrose BierceChristian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
Ambrose BierceTags: christian
As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit; it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it...
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