The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.
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Usually I am the only subject I care to discuss with company. But when I'm getting reacquainted with an old friend, I really enjoy just sitting back and listening to them talk about me for a while.
BauvardAttacking the person instead of the argument is condemned in logic, widespread in physics, and not used nearly enough in humanism.
BauvardThere are lots of things sons shouldn’t imagine about their mothers, above all what it was like to become one.
BauvardDon't drink away your dreams; drink towards them.
BauvardOne nation, under God, with consciousness – the practical man serves the highest abstraction with juggling training.
BauvardGive up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep.
BauvardTags: humor goals dreams funny
An empty skull is the vanitas symbol of modern education.
BauvardTags: humor education funny vanitas
Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.
BauvardTags: humor funny alcoholism
Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.
BauvardTags: humor funny anorexia fasting
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