To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.
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Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.
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There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.
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Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is self-serving, but to seek one in history affects everyone.
BauvardSending love letters to first-graders will teach them lessons in cursive. But writing back will test their commitment.
BauvardSeize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal.
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Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.
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The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes.
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When a person encounters his own statue and takes a hammer to it, performance art adds depth to greatness.
BauvardUse condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.
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