I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.
BauvardPolitical debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.
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Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.
BauvardEvery culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.
BauvardTags: humor marriage funny taxes
Teacher: a master who, through personal example, inspires students to rebel against learning.
BauvardIt is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.
BauvardEducation: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?
BauvardAfter all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.
BauvardYou can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside flap. Great writers take up the entire back cover looking slightly mad, sad, or bored. The very best writers, though, had the superior ability to die before photography was invented.
BauvardPure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.
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