I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.

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Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.

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Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.

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Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.

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Teacher: a master who, through personal example, inspires students to rebel against learning.

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It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.

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Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?

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After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.

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You can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside flap. Great writers take up the entire back cover looking slightly mad, sad, or bored. The very best writers, though, had the superior ability to die before photography was invented.

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Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

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