YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
Bill CosbySuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.
Bill CosbyThat's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
Bill CosbyThrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill CosbyAll Children Have Brain Damage!
Bill Cosbyi was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew...
Bill CosbyPeople can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill CosbyIn spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
Bill CosbyTags: parenting-children
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill CosbyIf you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Tags: humor
« first previous
Page 4 of 6.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.