There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill CosbyZip zop wop boopity bop.
Bill CosbyWomen don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think---in a deeper voice.
Bill CosbyIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
Bill CosbyDecide that you want it more than you're afraid of it
Bill CosbyYou can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi nd humor in anything,
even poverty, you can survive it.
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.
Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill CosbyTags: marriage
A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.
Bill CosbyTags: humor bill-cosby
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
Bill CosbyTags: humor graduation
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