There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby


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Zip zop wop boopity bop.

Bill Cosby


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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think---in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby


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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

Bill Cosby


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Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it

Bill Cosby


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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi nd humor in anything,
even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby


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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.

Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Bill Cosby

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

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A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.

Bill Cosby

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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

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