I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Bill WattersonTags: humor-art
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
Bill WattersonTags: calvin-and-hobbes-success-humor
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Bill WattersonTags: humor-wisdom
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Bill WattersonTags: impudence
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Bill WattersonTags: paraphrased
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Bill WattersonTags: science wonder empiricists
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
Bill WattersonTags: humor expectations
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
Bill WattersonCalvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
Bill WattersonTags: calvin-and-hobbes
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
Bill WattersonTags: guilt calvin-and-hobbes
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