When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
Bill WattersonTags: humor life funny calvin-and-hobbes lemons
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Bill WattersonOften it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
Bill WattersonI thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Bill WattersonIf people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill WattersonWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
Bill WattersonWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill WattersonTags: inspirational recreation
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
Bill WattersonI must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
Bill WattersonOh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Bill WattersonTags: christmas
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