When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Bill Watterson

Tag: humor life funny calvin-and-hobbes lemons



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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Bill Watterson


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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Bill Watterson


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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Bill Watterson


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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Bill Watterson


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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

Bill Watterson


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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

Tag: inspirational recreation



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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson

Tag: humor dessert calvin



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I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

Bill Watterson


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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Bill Watterson

Tag: christmas



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