A friend confided to me recently that she wasn't sure if it was the 'change,' plain old PMS, or just a slow shift toward embracing her inner witch that is causing her to become progressively more irritated by everything her husband does.
Celia RivenbarkTags: humor
If you buy an SUV, you're buying your safety at the expense of someone else's." ... If you're driving a Hyundai, which basically runs on air and tofu, and you get in an accident with an SUV, are you going to say, "Well, at least I have the courage of my convictions?" Hell, no. You're going to say: "Soon's I get outta this hospital bed and find my legs, I'm gonna get me a Suburban. Loaded.
Celia RivenbarkTags: humor
I braced myself for something wise and useful. Dink, like most Bubbas, could be quite insightful and kind when you least expected it.
“Always remember one thing in this life,” he said, pausing to stare at the koala’s big brown glass eyes. I knew he woulda shot it if we were really in the wild.
“What is it, Dink? What should I remember? I could really use some perspective here.”
“Always remember . . . you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the mornin’.
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