The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens."I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting."
Him."
Pardon?"
It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.

Christopher Moore

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Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots.

Christopher Moore


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The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.

Christopher Moore


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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

Christopher Moore

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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Christopher Moore

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You are my desire.
Eating your luscious love thoughts
My Junk Just Dropped Off

Christopher Moore


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Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and slams the door behind it

Christopher Moore


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No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.

Christopher Moore


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Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.

Christopher Moore


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...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

Christopher Moore

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