Anytime you need to watch somebody die, die for real, check out how they get their orgasm at the end of a porn. Their mouth biting to get just one more inhale of air.
Chuck PalahniukThe unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.
Chuck PalahniukEveryone has something wrong. And for a while, her heart just sort of flatlined.
Chuck PalahniukThe club is too loud to talk, so after a couple of drinks, everyone feels like the centre of attention but completely cut off from participating with anyone else.
You're the corpse in an English murder mystery.
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That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone having a good fucking laugh.
Chuck PalahniukWhat I need is a new story about who I am.
What I need to do is fuck up so bad I can't save myself.
In Hell, you'd be foolish to count on people displaying high standards of honesty. The same goes for earth.
Chuck PalahniukIf there was a Hell, my mom said you'd go there for wearing fur coats or buying a cream rinse tested on baby rabbits by escaped Nazi scientists in France.
Chuck PalahniukI cross my fingers that if a demon dunks me in a vat of boiling lava I'll get thrown together naked with River Phoenix, and that he'll say I'm cute and try to kiss me.
Chuck PalahniukPlease don't feel hurt, Satan, but my parents raised me to believe you didn't exist. My mom and dad said you and God were invented in the superstitious, backward pea brains of hillbilly preachers and Republican hypocrites.
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