From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Craig FergusonTags: humor drugs rock-and-roll
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote:
I give you the world.
Have fun blowing it up.
Tags: humor
Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled.
Craig FergusonTags: life life-lessons
This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true.
In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.
Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done till
the gorilla's done.
Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.
Craig FergusonTags: inspirational
If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.
Craig FergusonA junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.
Craig FergusonTags: junkies
The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.
Craig FergusonTags: politics afghanistan
School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I remain thankful. I would have died otherwise. As soon as I was able, I read, alone. Under the covers with a flashlight or in my corner of the attic—I sought solace in books. It was from books that I started to get an inkling of the kinds of assholes I was dealing with. I found allies too, in books, characters my age who were going through or had triumphed against the same bullshit.
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