When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.
Craig FergusonTags: money recession credit mob real-estate banking
Oh Satan you're a wily one.
Craig FergusonTags: intelligence satan cunning
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
Craig FergusonI don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.
Craig FergusonTags: sexuality britain puberty
With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.
Craig FergusonTags: intelligence parody
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
Craig FergusonTags: hypocrisy parenthood
I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.
Craig FergusonTags: dragon
My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.
Craig FergusonTags: politicians presidents talk-show-host
Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons
Craig FergusonTags: popularity twitter d-d
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.
Craig FergusonTags: actors actresses tv puppets talk-show-host
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