Thats the first rule of being a kid
Dan GutmanIf the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager
Dan GutmanA lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.
Dan GutmanHey soda girl. You're flat.
Dan GutmanDo stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.
Dan GutmanIf you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.
Dan Gutman...baseball freely admits that the sport--like civilized society--is crawling with bums.
Dan GutmanIn and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.
Dan Gutmanfootnote:
"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.
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No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.
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