Thats the first rule of being a kid

Dan Gutman


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If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager

Dan Gutman

Mots clés humor fantasy



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A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world.

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Hey soda girl. You're flat.

Dan Gutman


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Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you.

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If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.

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...baseball freely admits that the sport--like civilized society--is crawling with bums.

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In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat.

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footnote:

"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.

Dan Gutman

Mots clés mrs-dole-is-out-of-control



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No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.

Dan Gutman


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