He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink of an eye. Tesseract knew the truth of that as well as anybody. It was in those moments that he struck, after all, snatching people's lives away. He'd always known that it was only a matter of time before one of those moment's worked against him.
Derek LandyTags: murder fate killing luck misfortune turning-tides
Plans are invitation to disappointment.
Derek LandyTags: humor plans humorous spontaneity
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.
Derek LandyTags: humor love relationships violence dating humorous morbid dates flings gore morbidity morbid-humor
You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Derek LandyTags: humor humorous rights arrest arrested
I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
Derek LandyTags: humor humorous battle duel sword dueling combat
The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die around us, watch the world change and decay...but no matter the hardship or the pain or the sorrow we suffer, we choose to continue living. Out of sheer habit, I think.
Derek LandyTags: loneliness mortality survival immortality regret habit
What do we do now?”
“Well, we escape. I’m not sure how yet, but—”
“No,” said Valkyrie. “What do we do now? We’re partners. You’re my best friend. I love you. You were my… I looked up to you. What am I supposed to do now?”
He turned away. “You need to find yourself a new hero.
How have you been? You’re still as beautiful as ever.”
“As are you, my dear. I love your shoes.”
“Aren’t they delightful? I saw them and just had to have them. Their previous owner wasn’t too keen to let them go, but I can be very persuasive when I want to be.”
“Is that her blood on the left one?”
“And no amount of scrubbing will get it out, either.
The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.
Derek LandyTags: lies self-deception lying-to-ourselves telling-lies
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek LandyTags: humor stupidity humorous insult vampire dumb-people brick-wall vampire-boyfriend
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