Desmond, don't poke the baby!'...
'I'll get you next time-'
Don't threaten the baby either!'...
skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.
Derek LandyHe looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…”
“And this is exactly what I mean.”
“Our love is written in the stars.”
“And there you go again.”
“I love you.”
“You bore me.
It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.
Derek LandyTags: humour derek-landy skulduggery-pleasant
Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.'
'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
Guild doesn't like me."
"That's true."
"He doesn't like you, ether."
"That is mystifying.
Tags: humor
An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.
'I could have tripped.'
She stared at him. A moment dragged by.
'I'm joking,' he said at last.
She relaxed. 'Really?'
'Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful.
Tags: humor
We're here on Sanctuary business," Skulduggery tried.
The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. "Hear that, Pete? They're with that Sanctuary."
Hokum Pete snarled. "I hate the Sanctuary."
"Oh," Skulduggery said.
"We all hate the Sanctuary."
"Ah. Then we're not here on Sanctuary business. I was just joking.
Tags: humor
I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly.
"Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him.
"Really?"
"god no. That was terrible
Tags: humor
You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?"
"It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled.
Tags: humor
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