Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Dorothy Parker

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I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

Dorothy Parker

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And if my heart be scarred and burned,
The safer, I, for all I learned.

Dorothy Parker

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Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Dorothy Parker

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She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Dorothy Parker

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She can sit up and beg, and
she can give her paw —
I don't say she will, but she can.

Dorothy Parker

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Her mind lives tidily, apart from cold and noise and pain. And bolts the door against her heart, out wailing in the rain.

Dorothy Parker

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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday,
Go take your damned tomorrow!

Dorothy Parker

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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

Dorothy Parker

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They say of me, and so they should,
It's doubtful if I come to good.
I see acquaintances and friends
Accumulating dividends
And making enviable names
In science, art and parlor games.
But I, despite expert advice,
Keep doing things I think are nice,
And though to good I never come
Inseparable my nose and thumb.

Dorothy Parker

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