Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

Eoin Colfer


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A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

Eoin Colfer


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That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.

Eoin Colfer


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Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

Eoin Colfer


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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

Eoin Colfer

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No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

Eoin Colfer


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My bugs don't have bugs.

Eoin Colfer


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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humour funny



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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

Eoin Colfer


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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

Eoin Colfer


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