Lollipop!
Eoin ColferA CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
Eoin ColferTags: holly-short technology
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
Eoin ColferTags: artemis-fowl
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
Eoin ColferLet us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
Eoin ColferArtemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."
Myles: "In Paris."
Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?"
Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?"
Myles: "I agree with simple-toon."
Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'"
Beckett: "Itchy what?
Tags: humor
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
Eoin ColferTags: humor
If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
Eoin ColferIn my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
Eoin ColferTags: boys girls mystery half-moon investigations
Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they could. Only two succeeded. Pex had shouted at the walnut for a few minutes, then flattened it between his giant palms. Chips had opted for a more controversial method. He placed the walnut on the table, grabbed is interviewer by the ponytail, and used the man's forehead to smash the nut. Both men were hired on the spot. They quickly established themselves as Arno Blunt's most reliable leiutenants for in-house work. They were not allowed outside Chicago, as this could involve map reading, something Pex and Chips were not very good at.
Eoin ColferTags: artemis-fowl eoin-colfer
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