Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Erma BombeckTags: philosophy
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma BombeckTags: men television sports football
Housework can kill you if done right.
Erma BombeckTags: humor housekeeping chores
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Erma BombeckTags: humor pain laughter tragedy hurt comedy
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
Erma BombeckSeize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma BombeckTags: food carpe-diem titanic
It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.
Erma BombeckTags: age marriage relationships
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma BombeckTags: humor society civilization
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma BombeckTags: children courage bravery housekeeping parenting parenthood carpeting
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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