Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan EsarCharacter is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Evan EsarConscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Evan EsarTags: humor conscience guilt
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Evan EsarThink twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Evan EsarThe girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Evan EsarAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow
Evan EsarAdmiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
Evan EsarTags: definitions admiration
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Evan EsarThe trouble with child training is that parents teach their children not how to behave, but how not to behave.
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