Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

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Mots clés humor conscience guilt



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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

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Mots clés love beauty



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Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow

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Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

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Mots clés definitions admiration



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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

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The trouble with child training is that parents teach their children not how to behave, but how not to behave.

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