I'd do you."
"I think you did once" I say.
"Oh yeah.
I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria's Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren't pink though - they're gray. This always confuses me when I put them on, because shouldn't they say GRAY - on the backside? Maybe Victoria's secret is she's colorblind.
Fanny MerkinSoon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by umbilical cords.
Fanny MerkinHOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT
Fanny MerkinWalmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant.
Fanny MerkinI gaze into his gazing eyes gazingly like a gazelle gazing into another gazelle's gazing gaze.
Fanny MerkinI walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me to no end, because buildings back in Portland are made of grass and mud.
Fanny MerkinI stare at her blankly. We don't have elevators in Portland. "This is my first elevator ride. How do they work exactly?
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