Demagogues thrive in dim light.
Garrison KeillorMarrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison KeillorBeauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Garrison KeillorMy God, rich people have the time to praise You if they want to, but the poor people are so busy, accept their work as praise because, my God, they don’t have time for everything.
Garrison KeillorThe rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.
Garrison KeillorThe Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Garrison KeillorThe French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.
Garrison KeillorLutherans don't hold bingo games in the church basement. Lutherans are against fun in general, which is why for them, birth control has never been a big issue.
Garrison KeillorAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Garrison KeillorYou get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
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