The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.
Gemma HallidayBull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff.
Gemma HallidayConnor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.
Gemma Halliday Chase leaned in close. "hey" What?
Are you wearing perfume? No... why would I be wearing perfume?... You sure you're not wearing anything? It smells like jasmine. Must be the bushes
Tags: funny-chase-hartley
To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the height department: total understatement.
Gemma HallidayShe went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!
Gemma HallidayTags: lol twitter deadly-cool gemma-halliday social-suicide
Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and criticizing your fashion choices.
Gemma HallidayMy theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that?
Gemma HallidayMom perched on the edge of our sofa, her forehead etched with a line of concern I'd grown to know well. It was the same one she'd flashed at me when I pointed to the twisty slide, the same one she'd pulled out when I'd taken up Tae Kwon Do in third grade, and the same one that had frozen on her features all through driver's ed last spring. It was her SMother face.
Gemma HallidayWow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."
"What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me.
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